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With the car MOT'd and Andy assuring me that we have a valid tax disc, and with me having a week off work, using up holiday (or else you lose it), I decide to take Mmle out for a barrel around the country lanes, headed for 2CV-specialist Llew's workshop.
From our lock-up near Blean, this is a superb run, using the old Thanet way to near Bishopstone, then heading SE through Highstead, Chislet, Upstreet, Grove Ferry, Preston and Wingham, out to Llew's place out past the "Frog and Orange". It's all twisty, up hill and down dale stuff, and the old girl loves it. She bounces and buckets along enjoying the "rolling English Drunkard" roads.
It's a good chance to give her a thorough clean out, dry out, warm up and charge, as well as blowing any cobwebs out of the suspension. At Llew's we meet up with fellow "Hopper" Pete (his is the blue and red car in the pics) who's there buying bits of wiring loom, and stop for a cuppa. It's also a chance for my 3 dogs to go a-sniffing and a rummaging round the farm buildings, greenhouses and grounds chasing up those enticing chicken-y and ratty smells.
Prior to our adventure, taking the old girl to La Chapelle (which has been met by great enthusiasm and excitement there, with locals offering us accommodation and saying they'll feed us and take us round), I thought it'd be a nice idea to take the car to Birchington, tomorrow being "Drive-It" day an' all.
What a difference? I have a number of email addresses for Birchington, and have sent them all an email saying would you like to meet the car before the adventure. But came there answer none (aplogies to Lewis Carroll).
Sooooo., Weather permitting, I will go anyway, and get myself some pics of the old girl at the Birchington sign or any other landmark. Might even park her in the town centre and see if anyone comes and says anything.
Good News! We have working electrics. The short story is that the aul' girl spent the day at Square Deal Auto on Chislet Business Park (off the A28) and is now back home safe in her lock up with working electrics. I have no vested interest in Square Deal but can unreservedly reccommend them as a small company (Father and Son) who are just brilliant at diagnosing and fixing electrical problems on old cars.
The longer story would involve 2CV-Llew and I getting the car there under tow when we found her in the lock-up with an almost flat battery (and being tow-roped behind Llew at speed through country lanes and along the Thanet Way is a brown-underpants white knuckle ride). The work was done with a nice sequence of comforting "check up" calls by them to me confirming that this is what they'd found and was it alright to spend x.
Our original bodgerie had , in fact put some of our jointed wiring in the way of the fan, which had sliced through one wire causing a short (metal fan on these old cars) which had melted the voltage regulator. She is now largely re-wired in that area and has a new 6v (old Volkswagen) volt-reg'. The old guy tried to tell me all about negative pulsing and +ve wires from the field wiring connected to the +ve brush which looked all wrong but was in fact correct (see Lindsay Porter book for pics!) but that kind of stuff goes over my head.
And then, with her all fixed and paid for I had the fun of a drive home all down through Sturry and Herne back to Blean, where she lives. 40 mph flat out down the Thanet Way dual carriageway. Zzzzzzzz. Those cars are definitely more fitted to country lanes than motorways, aren't they? At least on the down-hills towards Blean you can look at 50 mph, bucketting over the lumps and bumps and potholes.
So, now we have a car with working electrics, all safe and snug and dry back in her lock up. Thanks then to 2CV doctor, Llew, who gave up 2 (early) evenings, one to tow me down to Square Deal, one to follow me home then drive me back to Chislet to collect the "normal" car in which I'd driven there from work.
Relax
The old girl goes in tomorrow to an old-car electrics expert in Chislet (Kent village, near(ish) to Grove Ferry and Canterbury). I know these guys are good, but they may not be that familiar with 2CV's specifically, so we've assembled a number of helpful items -
1) Llew, our 2CV doctor who can be on the end of the phone
2) Some pics of the car we took while we had her stripped out.
3) The book "How to Restore a 2CV" by Lindsay Porter, which also has lots of good dynamo pics and
4) A special tool - basically a long thick bolt with an unusual thread, which you wind down the middle of the armature and keep on going till the end strikes the end of the crank, where-upon something's gotta give, and the armature slips neatly (you hope) out of its tapered hole into your hands.....
Watch this space

This the red British phone box given to La Chapelle d'Armentieres as "our" twinning gift, when they gave us the 2CV. It stands next to the new "Mairie" - the Town Hall you can see behind it. It has been vandalised several times and the glass replaced several times, but it currently sits rather forlorn, glass-less and phone-less
We feel we are getting organised. Over the weekend, including a good excuse for a posh Birthday Meal in St Omer, we headed for La Chapelle to meet the main twinning contact (Anne, English, married to Claude) and make plans.
We came away all fired up and inspired, and feircely determined to get the old car over there by hook or by crook (even if we have to trailer her there and back). The towns people are so looking forward to her and to us, that they'll be distraught (and we'd be mortified) if we can not pull it off.
They are asking for a small show of old Citroens, too, so if you know of anyone heading for Northern France on the weekend of the 16th/17th May, please point them in the direction of La Chapelle, near Lille. It's the same weekend as the big 2CV club of Holland meeting in Waggel, so we're thinking plenty of people will be passing through from Calais, and La Chapelle is literally only 100 kms south-east of Calais - good roads too - an hour and a quarter, if that.
It's the 20th Anniversary of the Twinning, so the Carnival will be extra-special. They are lovely people, too - we can vouch for that. More soon